…to stop short of using semaphore to talk to a woman.

Before I met my wife, I would try to find dates. During that time I met a vast array of women and because I didn’t know how “normal” people were supposed to act around others, many awkward situations ensued. After such, I would get left alone by people I’d meet. Due to being [...]

…to buy iced coffee in Kentucky without lying.

I used to go to Tim Horton’s every Monday to get an Iced coffee. I’d regularly talk to the staff there and before long they’d know my name as well as my usual order, to start making my drink as soon as they saw me enter the building. They’d smile and ask me what was [...]

…to look at ice cream without being a creep.

I went to the grocery one day for some ice cream and once I chose my flavor, I headed for the check-out lane with the shortest line. In front of me in line was this woman who also had a carton of ice cream to purchase. I was curious about what flavor she’d [...]